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Eternal Life

Postby alans1100 » 31 Jul 2016, 11:16

An old guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub to brush off the sand.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The old guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Govt. balances the budget and eliminates the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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Re: Eternal Life

Postby Mariah56 » 18 Aug 2016, 21:12

alans1100 wrote:An old guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub to brush off the sand.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The old guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, paris taxi Airport "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Govt. balances the budget and eliminates the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

Lol, a good one, I'm with the genie :)
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