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Golf cart

Postby Andi Archer » 15 May 2016, 08:54

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:

- "Are you okay? What's your name?"

- "It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

- "John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

- "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

- "Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted.



She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak.

- "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."



After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."



- "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

- "Still under the cart, I guess."
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