Percentage equals - how much?

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Percentage equals - how much?

Postby Derek-Dex-French » 04 Feb 2016, 12:58

I heard this on the radio the other day.
"A builder is offered a job for £500 less 10%. He is good at his work, but not at his mathematics, and cannot work out how much is actually being offered to him. He goes into his local pub and asks the barmaid:
"If you were offered £500 less 10%, how much would you take-off?" To which she answered "Well, everything except my earrings".
I love being right. If only it happened more often...
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