A Cyclist in Heaven

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A Cyclist in Heaven

Postby Nonkel Luc » 21 Oct 2015, 11:10

A very devout cyclist dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gate. First thing the cyclist askes is if there are bicycles in heaven.

"Sure," says St. Peter, "let me show you," and he leads the guy into the finest Velodrome you can imagine.

"This is great," the cyclist says.

"It certainly is," says St. Peter. "You will have a custom bike and the best cycling clothes you've ever seen, and your personal masseuse will always available."

As they speak a blur streaks by them on the boards riding a gold plated bike.

"Wow!" the cyclist exclaims. "That guy was so fast that can only be Lance Armstrong!"

"No," says St. Peter, "that was God on the bike, he only thinks he's Lance".
May the bike be with you
Greetz Luc
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