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The Nerd

Postby Nonkel Luc » 21 Oct 2015, 11:06

A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
May the bike be with you
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Re: The Nerd

Postby Derek-Dex-French » 21 Oct 2015, 12:16

Heard this joke as two accountancy students. Nice one Luc.
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