The surgeon & the mechanic

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The surgeon & the mechanic

Postby Q738Driver » 20 Oct 2015, 21:32

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle
when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look
at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at
this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish,
it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big
bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...........
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Re: The surgeon & the mechanic

Postby Nonkel Luc » 21 Oct 2015, 11:04

Two nerds are riding along on a tandem, when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tires.

The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"

The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."

So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.

Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"
May the bike be with you
Greetz Luc
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