Obsessions....

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Obsessions....

Postby Critters » 04 Jan 2016, 21:56

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up to leave, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go." :lol:
Brian


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