Midget and the Horse...

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Midget and the Horse...

Postby Critters » 30 Dec 2015, 14:15

This guy owns a horse farm, and gets a call from his friend."I know this midget looking to buy a horse, he has a slight speech impediment, so listen to him carefully. I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives and the owner ask if he wants a male or female horse.

"A female horth" the midget replies.

So the owner shows him one.

"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?

So the owner picks him up and shows him her mouth.

"Nith mouth."Can I see her eyesth?"

The owner picks him up and shows him her eyes.

"What about the earsth?"

The owners getting pissed, but picks him up and shows him her ears.

"Alright, I wanna see her twat."

So the owner picks him up and shoves his head up the horses twat,and pulls him out.

Shaking his head the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase that, I wanna see her run."

Disclaimer: The above is probably bollox. If it sounds like advice or that I am knowledgeable, that is purely coincidental. Following anything suggested above may be detrimental to you health.
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