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Postby Critters » 04 Oct 2015, 18:40

Woman sees a Parrot for sale, only £5!

She asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"

The shopkeeper replies "Because it used to live in a brothel."

The woman thinks it's funny and buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says, "Fuck me, a new brothel." The woman laughs.

Two of the woman's daughters come home and the parrot says "Fuck me, new prossies!"

The womans husband comes home and the parrot says "Fuck me Keith, I haven't seen you for weeks!" :lol:

Disclaimer: The above is probably bollox. If it sounds like advice or that I am knowledgeable, that is purely coincidental. Following anything suggested above may be detrimental to you health.
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