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Morning sex

Postby Pieter Huizinga » 12 Jul 2015, 15:07

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Re: Morning sex

Postby PeterPan » 13 Jul 2015, 06:00

Soft Boiled?


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Re: Morning sex

Postby zebedeee » 13 Jul 2015, 16:15

I bet the egg white was still runny.
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