Scottish midge?

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Re: Scottish midge?

Postby Keith Legge » 14 Feb 2013, 18:33

Cheers lads ordered a net and a nuclear flame thrower should be ok. :roflmao:
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Re: Scottish midge?

Postby zebedeee » 14 Feb 2013, 18:52

Take a spare reactor for the flame thrower. A lot of places up here have some gas powered contraption that lures them in and then kills them....but whats the point of killing a million, when there is another 20 million just behind them.

Dont let me put you off too much.. :D If you manage to miss them you will have a great time.
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Re: Scottish midge?

Postby Pieter Huizinga » 14 Feb 2013, 18:57

But what oil do the SAS midges use?
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Re: Scottish midge?

Postby Paul Lingard » 14 Feb 2013, 20:05

Not bloody sun tan oil that's a cert Pieter.
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Re: Scottish midge?

Postby David Monteath » 12 Mar 2013, 09:20

The really good thing about the Highland midge is that if you wait quietly you can see the old ones teaching the young ones the proper grip.

Take vitamin 12 supplements and a spoonful of marmite each day, that will fend them off. Failing that Avon skin so soft does work well and makes you smell really pretty too. [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES]
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